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Track: bimmer
Flip a coin to decide whether to DD the Benz or Swede
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Daily the Volvo, track the BMW, burn the Mercedes. It's kind of very ugly, but in an attractive way... which is too confusing of a concept to deal with, so I'll burn it and try to forget.
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DD and track the BMW.
Burn the others... collect ashes and re-burn the Volvo for being Swedish.
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DD - Ovlov
Track - BMW
Burn - Merc
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DD: Benz; dem curves
Track: Volvo; for teh lulz
Burn: Bimmer; just to cheese you all off.
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Dd: merc
Track: Bimmer
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DD: Benz
Track: BMW
Burn: Volvo. Pains me to do it, but burn.
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Track E30 because of reasons.
DD Merc because it's kinda cool and I always found the interior to be interesting.
Burn Volvo because... just a little too ugly to me.
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I approve of this gif.
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lol i know what you mean. the merc is ugly in an attractive way
kind of like bulldogs
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Most confusing boner right now?
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DD the Merc, because dictator.
Track the BMW, because ///M (which I know it's not, but thats what stickers are for).
Burn the Volvo, I've never really cared for them anyways.
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Sadface as that was my car. That actual one.
But I'd have burnt it too. True story.
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The dark side is strong with this one.
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You made the right choice.
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Though I've been agreeing with the Vo burners, the truth is...
... this.
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i liked the volvos but now all the hipsters bought them
which makes them less likable
not the car's fault. it's the damn hipsters
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That Vo was my Vo and it was almost a V8vo. In which case, yes. Track.
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That Vo was my Vo and it was almost a Volv8, so yes. Track. If.
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This is a hilarious concept. Daily the Benz, track the BMW, burn the Volvo.
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Oops, sorry. I DD'd a granny-spec forest-green-on-tan Volvo 960. It wasn't bad, and the 3-liter 6 actually pulled pretty well, but I can't say I was very fond of it.
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I loved my 760. I wish it hadn't turned out to be a poor Volv8 candidate.
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What the fuck, Kinja?!
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Neither did I.
And then I had it.
Once you go black, you don't go back.
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That Volvo was mine Doug.
Is that so hilarious?
/cries
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Are you abstaining from the burn vote?
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Track: merc
DD: Bimmer
burn: the corolla on the other side of the parking lot
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This is a college parking lot, so I'm sure there's an abundance of kindling around.
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I'm glad my submission is viable. But tracking the merc would be hilarious fun, then you can drive home in a fabulous bimmer and have even more fun on the way home, every day!
so lulz for the merc, driving pleasure on the road for bimmer.
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No I just figured it was process of elimination. I'm on mobile kinja so I try to not tempt the kinja god by using too many words
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Hahah. It's not that I hate the Volvo. It's that the other two are rightfully suited to their jobs! The Benz is famous for being a driver for years and years and years and years. And when it comes to track car, BMW vs Volvo...
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What if the Swede had an American 5.0L V8, 5 speed and 8.8 rear?
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Does it?!
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DD the MB
Track the E30
Throw a match at the volvo, watch nothing happen, and get stuck with all 3 cars....
Am I the only realist here? Its a Volvo
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Of course it does.... n't.
Sadface.
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I actually went looking for the clip where Wiggum tosses the Butterfingers on the fire but they won't burn and pop right out of the flames.
All I could find was this, and it fits.
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I'd burn them all.
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Track the BMW, DD the Volvo, Burn the Merc
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There's always one in every crowd.
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Everyone, more or less, has tracked the Bimmer, so no surprise there.
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In this group its far and away the most suited for it, not to mention I track 3 different Bimmers myself
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How do you bump posts? also, dd the merc, track the bmw, burn vovlo
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I just don't dig old vehicles - what can I say. Many here might consider me a troll - but I'm only giving my truthful opinion.
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Fair point :)
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It's magic!
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Helpful, lol
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It's allowed, you know.
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I post to Oppo, share to my blog, and then share from my blog to Oppo.
It's actual magic.
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Beemer Track
Merc DD
Burn the swede.
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I wasn't sure if you thought I was trolling or not.
As you know, it's difficult to tell the "tone" of a post through the internet. Those durn tubes!
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Suggestion... when you have a few posts to bump, make one post and have direct links to all of them so they show as related stories. You're pretty prolific when the muse strikes. I saw snap's comment... and while I don't disagree with him, I think that there is a constructive solution to this. =)
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Done!
That's brilliant and, frankly, I feel a dullard for not considering it.
Thanks Cat.
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Thanks
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Daily the BMW
Track the Volvo
Burn the Benz.
Yesssssss.